February 13: Valentine’s Day for Mistresses

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Every year, a guy I know reminds a movie producer friend of his that Valentine’s Day is coming up so that he remembers to buy cards and gifts for his various mistresses. There’s all hell to pay if he forgets to do it. Last year, though, the filmmaker didn’t get anything for his wife, as surprise, surprise, the couple were going through an expensive, acrimonious divorce.